A lot of people come by after the show, and tell us what a great job we do. And that feels good. Also, they often ask how much we get paid. And that hurts, because we laugh so hard.

Paid? Heh. We PAY to do this every week. Yeah, we are nuts. But costumes, props, lights, first aid kits and massive quantities of alcohol cost money. Not to mention the duct tape. Dont get me STARTED on the duct tape.

So what do we do? we sell shwag. We think its good shwag, and we think its cheap shwag. And we think you look DAMN sexy wearing it. No really, we're not just saying that. Did you lose weight? We LOVE that hair cut.

Where was I? Oh yeah. So check out our goods, and come by the show to buy some. And don't let another child go to bed duct tape-less.