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Name: Gary
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| Hometown: | Malden, MA |
| Bacon bits or croutons? | Bacon, because nothing smells like bacon, except Bacon! |
| Favorite drink: | A yard of Bass Ale |
| Favorite color: | Blue |
| One pillow or two? | 2 |
| Favorite movies: | All 4 of the Clerks Trilogy, This is Spinal Tap, Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride |
| Favorite type of music: | Hard Rock, Punk |
| Hobbies: | Making movies, blowing stuff up |
| Word or phrases you overuse: | |
| Favorite food: | Dark Chocolate |
| Coolest thing that ever happened to you: | "This one time, at band camp. . ." |
| Favorite ice cream: | Coffee!! |
| Favorite song at the moment: | The Shining, by the Misfits |
| Most humiliating moment: | This one time, at band camp. . . |
| Kinkiest thing you ever did: | Can't say due to witness protection rules. |
| Biggest regret: | |
| Favorite sin: | Only one? |
| Top or Bottom? | either |
| Boxers, briefs or none? | yes |
| Person you admire most: | Lance Armstrong |
| What three words describe you best? | |
| Craziest/silliest person you know: | |
| When did you lose your virginity? | It's not lost, I know the girl who has it. |
| Last good book you read: | The Humor Prism, by Boskin. |
| When you die, you want people to say: | Whoa, I never saw anyone spontaneously combust before. |





