Name: Gary
Nickname: Gary
Joined rocky: Before you
What do you do: Riff, Brad, Eddie,
Lights, Props, sets himself on fire.

Hometown: Malden, MA
Bacon bits or croutons? Bacon, because nothing smells like bacon,
except Bacon!
Favorite drink: A yard of Bass Ale
Favorite color: Blue
One pillow or two? 2
Favorite movies: All 4 of the Clerks Trilogy, This is Spinal Tap,
Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride
Favorite type of music: Hard Rock, Punk
Hobbies: Making movies, blowing stuff up
Word or phrases you overuse:
Favorite food: Dark Chocolate
Coolest thing that ever happened to you: "This one time, at band camp. . ."
Favorite ice cream: Coffee!!
Favorite song at the moment: The Shining, by the Misfits
Most humiliating moment: This one time, at band camp. . .
Kinkiest thing you ever did: Can't say due to witness protection rules.
Biggest regret:
Favorite sin: Only one?
Top or Bottom? either
Boxers, briefs or none? yes
Person you admire most: Lance Armstrong
What three words describe you best?
Craziest/silliest person you know:
When did you lose your virginity? It's not lost, I know the girl who has it.
Last good book you read: The Humor Prism, by Boskin.
When you die, you want people to say: Whoa, I never saw anyone spontaneously combust before.