| Hometown: |
Boston |
| Bacon bits or croutons? |
I always lean toward the pig for some reason |
| Favorite drink: |
Rum |
| Favorite color: |
The color of money |
| One pillow or two? |
One, as long as there's a girl stuffed
inside it |
| Favorite movies: |
The ones that loop over and over for a
quarter |
| Favorite type of music: |
Music to abuse the public by |
| Hobbies: |
Saving the enviroment, one wine bottle
at a time |
| Word or phrases you overuse: |
Please and Thank You |
| Favorite food: |
hose little hot dogs on a toothpick |
| Coolest thing that ever happened to you: |
Being found 'Not Guilty' |
| Favorite ice cream: |
Jellyfish |
| Favorite song at the moment: |
Music gets me too aggitated |
| Most humiliating moment: |
The popsicle and bubble gum incident |
| Kinkiest thing you ever did: |
Loosening the lug nuts on the front
tires of my ex-girlfriends car |
| Biggest regret: |
Not loosening ENOUGH lug nuts on my
ex-girlfriends car |
| Favorite sin: |
Telling women that swallowing is all part of
God's plan |
| Top or Bottom? |
Whichever one doesn't involve a man's
genitalia being anywhere near my mouth |
| Boxers, briefs or none? |
Boxers with a beer can logo and the caption "I
take it in the can!" |
| Person you admire most: |
Oscar Myer, for teaching kids to sing |
| What three words describe you best? |
"Not with......THAT!!!" |
| Craziest/silliest person you know: |
Martha, my muse |
| When did you lose your virginity? |
Back when bellbottoms were all the rage |
| Last good book you read: |
Can't read....sorry |
| When you die, you want people to say: |
"Everyone, please, DON'T set him on fire!!" |
